Thursday, January 20, 2011

Yes I can say NO

image “What part of NO you did not understand… ‘N’ or ‘O’?” this is the statement you need to learn if you have clicked the link to this blog… and… Yes you will learn the art of saying No to others as and when you want.

Monday, December 13, 2010

How To Make the most out of your first job ??




















Majority of us are of the school of thought that the first opportunity one gets is like kindergarten of professional life, where you come with the strategy to watch and learn then practice and become perfect and also adapt your behavior in line with the company’s culture and move on to take new assignments in the same or new company.There may be different approaches to apply this conventional strategy to extract maximum out of your first job, the following case study may aid in developing a strategy of your own.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Man - The Malicious Creation

men-are-dogs- Someone said, “a man does all the thinking before going to bed and for the woman thinking process starts after it”… and as per my observation I find it pretty true.

Sitting together on a cozy sofa he whispers in her ear… “let your eyes and arms free and let them do what they want to do …”

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Office Inner Peace Funda’s

office stress When one is so strong inside that the world around him cannot distort his thought patterns, one gets his inner peace. I believe that person is able to do so because to meet any objective he has basic set of rules to follow …or… a standard “if-then-else” loop… or … exceptional hawk eye over whole scenario …or God is always with him ;)

Monday, October 25, 2010

Why to make money online?

E-commerce
Well I asked this question to myself, when I was being briefed of making money over the internet without any issue. It felt too good to be true that I thought that I was being cheated by the person giving the presentation, “Every one can make money online”.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Generic Employee (GE)

Generic Employee 2 Generic Employee, hereinafter referred to as “GE”… by GE I mean a programmed employee who has a perform (and suffer) a set of routine tasks… a highly probable GE life is as follows:

Sunday, October 10, 2010

No Finance No Romance

no finance no romance This post is dedicated to every individual be it single, married , divorced, swinger, committed, bi/metro/ homo-sexual; with an aim to tell  a bitter reality that always remains stagnant, rigid and straight --------> “no Money means no Honey".

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Bang-kok

Bangcock A colleague of mine made me realize :
“Why to curse any one when we have a city to serve the respective purpose for us… Bang-Kok…”

Monday, August 30, 2010

Smoke and Let Smoke

smoke and let smoke Often non smokers ask me …“Why Do you smoke …or... what is in smoking that you do it for??? 
this person never asks  this question again when i begin my lecture by stating, “you won’t know till you try it yourself”…

I further continue by adding;
Don’t tell me that a wiser man once said that “Cigarette: Fire and Fool on opposite ends while tobacco in between”. How did he know that the other person was a fool?? If my smoking bothers you my friend move your butt some place else and let me kill my self I am already smoking on the lower side i.e. i smoke one cigarette at a time.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Saying Sorry to Your Boss

Sorry to boss In a working environment, unfortunately, we all end up having a Boss on our neck, whom majority of the subordinates do not like and call him names, mimic him to reduce the grudge that they have for him, but the despise/ rage and anger doesn’t subsides, rather it never ends as its an eternal feeling. For once in his life time, the boss is referred as “pain in the ass" by every subordinate. Employees often associate their routine life issues to the characteristics of their boss, like:
A Bad Boss is like an itch in your private parts the more you scratch the more itchier it gets. 
Another version of it goes like “a bad boss is like a diaper… always stuck on to your butt and full of _hit”